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BloodNinja

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posted on 06-21-2006 at 12:37

Losing my V

In order to lose my virginity, does it have to be with a girl?

Because I have a roast beef sandwich here and I think it winked at me.

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Humpalumpagus

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posted on 06-21-2006 at 13:18

hey

Don't knock roast beef as a sexual partner. Throw that fucker in the microwave for about 35 seconds first. You'll never use your hand again.

Also, when you get done, DON'T EAT IT!!@

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Blueballed4life

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posted on 06-21-2006 at 13:54

no horsey sauce!

Also don't put any horseradish on it. I did that once.

ONCE. cry

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